They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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