i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
This can only be settled by a dance off.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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