You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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