Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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