the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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