...so i touched it.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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