so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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