Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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