Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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