I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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