i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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