let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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