I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Alive.
So much puke
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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