The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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