I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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