i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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