i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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