I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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