apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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