I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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