I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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