Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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