Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Randomize
