Kiss
Puke
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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