you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
