First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
They are going to name an STD after you.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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