we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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