he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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