But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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