Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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