Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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