quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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