I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Can I color on your dick again?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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