Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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