Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
