I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
