But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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