I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
should my penis look like a turkey
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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