People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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