she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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