i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
there was a trapeze. enough said
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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