You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Randomize
