You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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