I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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