Yo dont text me then not text me
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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