Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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