That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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