Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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