I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Randomize
