I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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